Saturday 28 May 2011

the chav and football

no one quite understands the chavs love of football.
I suppose it has something to do with watching other people do the work which they are use to.
 or maybe it's just a good place to start fights,
what ever the reason you can't help to see them in fucked out there skulls of cheap, crap vodka
or the minger on their arm also fucked blindly on some other cheap arse wine.
  i still say round them up and stick them in a wood chipper, at least then they would have some use apart from pissing all over the place.
  The classic line I always get is" what team do you support then?"
 this is chav speak for i going to start a fight.
 i always reply "none i don't like football"
chav answers" what you gay!"
i answer" so because i don't watch 24 men in shorts running around a pitch i'm gay"

 this normally confuses  the chav as their brains are smaller than there dicks (which by the way are tiny!)
and if any chavs are trying to read this i will say
" these are words, they are used to express points of views or write great pieces of art, not that you would know chav. and a know you dick is smaller than a fly's brain as i was fucking your momma and she told me, plus she was shit so i go my 10p back"

any way the tip of the day!

 get a bat or gun or metal pipe and go round hunting these vermin, it's not against the law, there not human.

Friday 27 May 2011

the mongol masses

fine, we all know a chav or 2.
why are they so dumb? i mean is it so hard to learn how to speak like a human being?
are they that hell bent on being cave men that they have forgotten
what it's like to be normal. ok we all know that they are lacking brain cells and there idea of fantastic constructed sentences all contain the word fuck or cunt or innit,
why does every one else on the planet get jobs and try to better their life rather than just fucking their sister or mother like the chavs do.
we pay our taxes so the scum chav can be on the dole and pop out more chavs.
why aren't the welfare offices out in mass collecting all the abused chav children
and maybe give that poor unfortunate  child a chance to become something rather than just another inbred, dumb chav?

 did you know in the UK the government give pregnant women money for being up the duff!
  The world has gone crazy?  
 So the government is feeding the chav epidemic and then wondering why drinking is on the up as well as junky scum.
  there should be an IQ test and an age limit for people wanting to have kids  instead of have teens wanting to get pregnant to get there council house.
 I SAY FUCK THEM!
THEY WANT TO GET PREGNANT FINE, GET A JOB, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES FOR SOME JUNKY CHAV SLUT TO GET A COUNCIL HOUSE AND MY HARD EARN'T MONEY JUST TO BREED MORE CHAVS

Thursday 26 May 2011

chav advert

well today instead of the usual i thought a little comedy was needed
see what you think

Wednesday 25 May 2011

sports shops with out any sports equipment

today i thought i would take the plunge and enter the chav den know as jjb sports to see if i could find any weights and stuff like that.
On entering i was bombarded with what is known as the chav!
the shop was full of nothing but tracky bottoms and hoodys, i searched high and low for anything in there was wasn't tainted with the chavvy touch. with no joy on finding any acual sports equipment i then turned my attention to the people in there, chavs doing there clothes shopping!
why isn't it just called chav chav clothes as that the only things they have in there.
 i'm sticking to internet shopping as at least i can find what i'm looking for and i don't have to burn my clothing that has that lingering smell of junky chav

Tuesday 24 May 2011

chav ism the new religion

after all this talk this week about the judgement day and rapture, it dawned on me ...
that chavism is the new religion.

  •  there are many who follow the way of the chav blindly
  • they recruit the weak of mind
  • they use force to to put their views across.
  • they are racist against anyone who isn't a chav
this to me sounds like any other religion, so why hasn't it been registered?
simple THE CHAV IS TOO STUPID!
JUST LOOK AT THIS ONE

HE'S SO COOL

Monday 23 May 2011

chav muggers get whats coming

i found this on video, it shows what should happen to every chav on the planet.
they did get it easy tho, their still alive

Sunday 22 May 2011

The chavs, the babies and the just plain stupid!

for some reason unknown to me, chavs seem to just breed like rabbits
(which by the way are also vermin) you can't walk through a town or city without seeing at lease one chav teen with a baby or two.
maybe taking the pill once a day is a little too complicated for them?
saying that my friend (who not a chav) who had a baby not to long ago was in the doctors doing the whole baby check up thing and of course a teen chav was in there talking loudly in one of the rooms and came out with a classic line which i wouldn't have believed unless i was there which was
" i thought coz i didn't want to get pregnant i wouldn't "
OH DEAR GOD!!!! WHAT DO YOU TEACH CHILDREN TODAY.

The UK has gone down the shit pan, every body who can count to over 10 without needing to take there socks off pack you bags and leave, lets go to africa, plenty of space and plenty of sun.

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Saturday 21 May 2011

how to be a chav

this is great, not only has it got a check list it comes with a very happy song

chav bohemain rapshody

if found this and even tho it butchers the real song it is still amusing



see what you think

Friday 20 May 2011

do you have a chav infestation???

while looking on the internet for more rope to hang the chav with I stumbled apon this site http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/

now you can check a place and add your own stories about chavs and the worst places to live in the uk.
i vote the uk as the worst place for chavs at least in america they have rifles and you can shoot the little junky bastards

mini chav hanging around street corners

don't you always find chavs in groups hanging around street corners and bus stops and if their really cool out side local shops.
it must be an instinct the chav has to mass in numbers where they can be most seen. maybe it's to show off their latest tatoo or the hoodie they stole from T.K.Max.
What ever the reason the story is alway the same,
they have some kids lunch money and are under age to buy fags or booze so they stand right outside and ask anyone who comes by to get them some.
come on sub human scum, we arn't going to get you anything.
YOUR A CHAV!

the pic shows the usual chav layout, crap beer and crap clothes.
the reason we have a chav infestation is we still class chav as people,
we class rats as a pest and we kill them, i say chav cull!


well A year has passed since the first sighting of this post and it's amazing how many people really feel the same way about the infected dna pool know as chav
 which should be rounded up in the streets and poured into mass graves and shot or gasses , which ever is cheapest i suppose.
 if you get tired of fighting your way through the mongol filled streets you could always try and live like a hobo or at least get away to the hills.
www.hobocamping.com

Thursday 19 May 2011

this is devvo, a chav, a dick.

this shows chav as they are.
devvo as he calls him self is really gay. you can tell he loves boys and takes it in the a** alot!
this is more proof that chavs are cock munchers and should be used in countries of war to clear mine fields. just round them up the throw them in
, video it of course then we all can watch and cheer.







he is currently wanting to be a rapper, well
dumb ass you have no talent, no IQ, just sniff some more gas then light a fag you waste of carbon

ode to chav

it's soo true, enjoy








chav dating

i live in scotland, nice views full of chav's.
i was in console connections looking for some wii games and some retro ps2 games and i over heard the 2 guys chatting to what can only be described as a minging, fat chav! her idea of trying to pull was to ask if either one of them had a hoody and some tracky bottoms as she like to steal them in the morning.

i was going to ask why would any one want to see you in daylight never mind waking up next to you but i didn't see this going down too well.

life of a chav

I have the misfortune of living next to a chav den. this in it's self is reason enough to burst in with bats and torches and level the area with napalm.
but it has also given me an insight in to the life of a chav.
so here goes:

The conception
one night during a chav convention, celebrating her 13th birthday the mong/ minger mother gets drunk on the buckfast or other suitable chavvy drink and spreads here herp ridden beaver to the world, the male chav's smelling her minging snatch are drawn in to the dung pot, the more sti's there are the more attracted the male chavs will be.
seconds later the hord of chavs finished there mating.
Due to the lack of IQ the masses of chavs have no idea what a condom is, never mind how to use one.
conception was achieved

the little criminal is born
around 9 months later, IT IS BORN! while a new born could be anything having a chav for a parent condems that child to a life of ignorance, inbreading and eventually becoming a chav it's self.
since the female chav has no idea who the father is she claims money off the dole, and the 500 pounds you get for having a baby off the dole as well, most likely to spend on a new tatoo are some smack.
all the time recieving a council house and not working and getting fat.

as the little chav grows it is amersed in a world of inbreading, drink, fighting and drugs which is encouraged by the chav parent untill the child is brain washed enough to go stealing for the parent since they can't be arrested.

the child is now early teens, while still living with said fat chav parent
begins the process again while sleeping with parent to try and make the next generation of knuckle dragging, sti ridden, chav

bbc news and the chav.

chavs, why do they carry cleavers down there tracky's well it's simple,
they lack anything of value in the lower region (that mean really tiny dick if any chavs read this)
as you will see the coolness value of the chav is to be the biggest ass and hang around in gangs other wise how would they be able to be the big man,
in the interview it says that in 5 years main chav 1 will be dead, we can
only hope!
fingers crossed


funny chav cartoon

have you ever been on a train or bus and that annoying chav in the corner is being an ass as always well.
well fear not this vid will keep you chuckling the next time

chav slut trying to pull

this video really shows the better side of the chav, well .....
anyway.




as you may hear the language is not english, its a complex form of chav which entails: loud shouting, the use of the word fuck and trying to bring as many people as possible into the chav mating dance.

A special thank you to the maker of this video it's funny as hell.

The dumb ass chav

We all see them, you can't miss the the sound of nylon and polyester rubbing as the walk down the street.
yet don't you always find your self thinking why is it always tracky bottoms and shell suits????
well the answer is simple, buttons and zips are too advance for there simple under developed brains of their's. draw strings are the cutting edge of chav thinking.



observe the chav!

chav hunter the game

this is much better than the 1st other one,
this is what you want to do but can't seem to find the right rifle for the job.




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Chav shooting