the chav and football

no one quite understands the chavs love of football.
I suppose it has something to do with watching other people do the work which they are use to.
 or maybe it's just a good place to start fights,
what ever the reason you can't help to see them in fucked out there skulls of cheap, crap vodka
or the minger on their arm also fucked blindly on some other cheap arse wine.
  i still say round them up and stick them in a wood chipper, at least then they would have some use apart from pissing all over the place.
  The classic line I always get is" what team do you support then?"
 this is chav speak for i going to start a fight.
 i always reply "none i don't like football"
chav answers" what you gay!"
i answer" so because i don't watch 24 men in shorts running around a pitch i'm gay"

 this normally confuses  the chav as their brains are smaller than there dicks (which by the way are tiny!)
and if any chavs are trying to read this i will say
" these are words, they are used to express points of views or write great pieces of art, not that you would know chav. and a know you dick is smaller than a fly's brain as i was fucking your momma and she told me, plus she was shit so i go my 10p back"

any way the tip of the day!

 get a bat or gun or metal pipe and go round hunting these vermin, it's not against the law, there not human.