The Mind of A Chav

Chav's are a simple yet complex vermin. They have the ability to delude themselves into thinking that they are something special.
 Now we all know that they are special but in the way that you give them a empty crisp packet and hope they suffocate themselves.
 How do chav's believe that because they can mouth off 30 plus ft away that they are hard?
maybe the chav has zoom vision?
more likely is the simple answer, they have to compensate for lacking in intelligence and having a really tiny dick if they even have one at all.
The only way a chav will ever say anything to your face is when there is a group of them. Now that to me screams half wit.
 They have an ego that far outweighs their ability and usefulness.
 many people blame drugs for this but lets face it, chav's wouldn't know their arse from their elbow. so the likely hood of them being sold kitchen spices being told that its drugs are not exactly a giant leap.
it's not like they have a brain.
 apart from showing off their vast skills at long distance laughable threats they also have the ability to gather in groups. why? they have the deluded idea that their lack in intelligence is some who joined together when they amass in a group. and how else will they be able to overpower a granny and steal her pension?
 They need the safety of a group just like sheep.

to conclude, chav's are thick as shit, chav's are scum.
 just because you wear trackie's doesn't make you a chav. being a total cock munching twat, that makes you a chav.
  
    

the worst possible thing happened

As you may be able to tell i am not a fan of " the chav"

 some people say chav hating is the new racism and if you know anything about chav's they come from every back ground.
 rich and poor. up north to down south. the chav is a mentality, a way of life for some people.

 the chav turns something thats nice and just in to a cesspit of shit and squaller
whole towns and cities turned in to the devils arse hole when the chav is in great numbers.

 I am fortunately not a chav, I decided to go out into the world and see things. be in different countries and do different things. maybe even learn something new!

 my family on the other hand ( the side i havent seen in 20 years ) total chav fest.
i am stuck in the middle of a chav den. filled with strange goings on and ritual squealing's that the ever growing chav does.

 i really dont under stand how this could have happened? 5 sisters and 4 of them are chavs the other one fortunately has a brain so am lucky there.

the thing i hate the most is my own family. only fitting i suppose but how. HOW!!!

well on a plus side now i know and now i can avoid them for another 20 years safe in the knowledge they wouldn't understand what i'm talking about anyway.
 as has been proven on many occassions.

here is a classic line that needs to be put out there my sister the 16 year old genius, ha ha!

so Gandhi and Jesus wern't friends?   

she honestly thought they were about at the same time.
 one is from the bible, for all intensive purposes a fairy tale

 the other from a not so distant past and real.

then again this is also the same person who thinks orange fake tan is the dogs bollocks.

and hair extensions that give you bald spots are cool and have to be warn all the time.

fuck my life. just dig a grave and shoot them all. it wouldnt be so bad if they were poor and didnt have access to books, the internet, school but there rich.
  not swimming in pools filled with money rich but rich enough to be able to afford a school that will teach them.

 2 sisters are classed as illiterate. the can't really read or write, both can't do maths ok they can do maths but they can't get the right answers.
 2 can read and write i'm not sure on their maths but i will presume they can.

and me the black sheep of the family able to do many tasks including not trashing any place i go.

god is a fucker as well as what crazy people use to hide the fact they chat to them selves.
 

THREE CONTRACT MOBILE FUCKERS

So 3 mobile seemed so easy, get a contract and use it and pay for it. simple.
well NEVER GO WITH THREE.
 I've been with them on contract for 2 years and pay as you go for too many to count. I have never had a problem with pay as you go, though i was a little bit pissed when they decided to half the time of my extras with out notification or me agreeing to.
Any way the problem started when i was due an upgrade, i looked for the deals as i wanted to get 2 phones, one for me one for my other half, simple enough.
 Tesco are doing a deal that was what i wanted, so i called up 3 to give my 30 days notice to end my contract.
after being passed around from customer care( now there's a joke in it's self) to cancellations.
I was bombarded with questions and how i am such a great customer for what ever the fucvk the dude said,
he offered a deal which was ok. but for more money. i also added that i wanted a second contract under my name.
 his eyes must have lit up, he quickly tryed to push me in to taking the same contract as he was offering but for more!
 cheeky bugger!
 After turning down his offer he then went off saying that if i took a sim only deal and waiting 90 days i could upgrade the sim only to contract and get the phone i wanted.
  after saying no to that as why would i want to do that he quickly pushed a call for some other useless and deaf
person who tried to offer me the same thing and said it was a deal and for me as i was a valued customer he would also throw in his liver and 9 children and his wifes soul for kicks.
  still not happy with this weird offer i left it at that.

 The next day after i had a think about what i wanted i thought to my self that staying would be easier and it was only an extra 50p i would be paying for my contract and the other half could get one some where else.
 
 so i called up and went through the long process of waiting for them to answer and then all the dumb questions for data protection. got all the way to saying i wanted that deal.

 BOOM!!!

 it wasn't there any more.
 then i was left with the half wit who wanted to give me a shit phone for a tenner a month more.
not wanting to stay i said i wanted to just cancel the line and go else where as they had what i wanted so i was passed through to yet another dept and went through the same bull shit questions as if in that time some one had take my phone and made off with it.

 like magic the offer that wasn't there was not being offered.
as this magical deal had just been stopped, after going through the process of saying i didn't want the 2nd line as the offer was crap he hastily put my order through.

 I explainned to him that i would be away from my house as i have cancer and needed to go to treatment.
and would i be able to get it delivered to store.

 This caused more problems as in his words exactly the store is unsafe.
So a mobile phone shop stocked with phones and cameras is unsafe.
yes he replied.
 ok so i said can you put this through and i go to the store and get the hand set there as it's a phone shop full of phones that way it's done in front of me.
 NO again, this is a dept deal the store can't do that.
getting annoyed at this point I said fine where is the DPD wherehouse in my area and i will get it from there as if i'm not in 3 times i have to pay.
 he could not answer and made it very difficult to get any answer untill i agreed.

a little pushed into it i agreed, he did his thing and still hadn't told me anything. and to top matters off he then after we went through all that and him putting it through, the shit of a guy then said you will be charged for delivery.

WHAT THE FUCK!  I HIT THE ROOF.

3 went through all that to then add a charge that wasn't mentioned any time through the bull shit they were trying to sell.

 i told that little shit to cancel the order, which he then tried to argue it was standard practice.
standard practice to add shit on once the customer agreed.

I had a call from a manager, 30 mins later trying to get me to take there piece of shit deal,
no fucking way.

 he then decided to offer to reduce my contract as a sign of good faith which i agreed and i also asked that i could still cancel my contract with out problems.
 he assured me that was the case.

today is the last 30 days of my contract so i called at 11am to cancel it, after going through all the usual bollocks i got through, i said really clearly I AM GIVING 30 DAYS NOTICE OF TERMINATING MY CONTRACT.
 the guy on the other end tried to peddle his horse shit, which i was having none.
then he goes off about an upgrade i did and that it was going to cost me more money to cancel.
at this point again not pleased that 3 has taken it apon it's self to mislead me i said again i didn't care cancel the contract.
 he then was blabbing on about them doing an investigation in to it that would take 5 days.
 again i repeated i don't care cancel the contract.

after going through is many times, 8 to be exact my contract still hasn't been cancelled.
 and yet again i am waiting for a manager to give me a call back.
 needless to say the direct debit is cancelled and they can go fuck them selves.

chav holiday destinations

With it being winter and all allot of us want to go away for a bit of sun, I went into the a certain well know holiday shop and was amazed to find all the totally rubbish holidays!
   I don't suppose you really want to go to black pool for a week, or even Stirling (Scotland)
the whole idea of benedorm makes me sick, Why would you want to go to where all the chavs go,
 the only good thing about that is in the summer you could drop a nuke and do the world a favour (it could be made a national holiday!, just a thought)
 Why don't places like Thomas cook do holidays to Mongolia, or a K2 climb holiday, Some thing that has meaning instead of going to a roach infested bed sit with that cheesy Elvis that's always on a stage whaling away and food that's gives you the runs like no other!
 

raciest chav red cross worker

Just a quick one out there to that CHAV out there working for the red cross.
  Now it's bad enough that your a chav but to top that off for every person who you get to part with there cash to help starving children somewhere ends up giving you, a Chav money, which is taking food out of the mouth of someone who deserves it and needs it.

 now for the red cross, I know you need people but really a raciest chav!
don't you have a screening program?
  Or are you out there just making money for your selves?

SHAME ON YOU RED CROSS.

SHAME ON YOU CHAV, EAT POISONED RICE AND DIE!
OR AT LEAST GET HIT BY A BUS

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 I have my opinion and make it well known.
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why work when you can lay on your back? the english way

I have hated the masses for a long time, so long i think it's been forever.

 I hate city's as they are full of the mongol masses. I try to spend as much of my time away from the scum that i even choose my work place on how little i see people.

  I hate talking to people mainly because they are unable to speak english ( not  talking about the foreigners)

   I was always taught to make my own mind up, even though it has gotten me in to some bad places it has showed me who i am. how many people can say the same?

 I am not talking about what you eat for dinner I mean the big stuff like arranging to travel europe with friends then them backing out at the last minute. do you stay or go?

   Chavs as we all know are scum, leaving nothing but destruction and empty tesco value beer cans in there wake. 

 but who is to blame for the way they are? 

parents, maybe

area? nope other wise we could have just dropped a bomb and the problem would be sorted.

media? looking like a strong contender 

government? yep

  

 up until recently the government would give chav's money for popping out another mc donalds worker, so much so that that is what people did for a living.

  not only that they would give you 500 grant for baby things and the icing on the cake a house as well!

   Now the government has decided to only give money for the first one and any more is your problem. this is a good view but if they want kids they they should be able to support them or get rid of them. simple, harsh but true.

 as for giving them houses, thats just a joke,

I have to work my arse off just to stay in my flat so why should they give 16 year old mothers houses for laying on there backs and opening there legs!

 There are children out there who's dream is to get pregnant at 16 and get a council house. ( before you argue about this just don't, this is true and was told to me by a primary school teacher)

  now while I'm not a fan of that ponce in power aka the nazi or cameron

.he could try and do something that mattered like raising the legal age to 18 or making it illegal for any one under 21 to have kids or my favorite one,

if you decide to have kids support them your selves!

the shock, the horror. 

Yes i am the devil for saying what needs to be done but am i wrong?. NO

don't even get me started on the Tv brain washing people into mindless idiots.

keeping the masses quiet with another pointless game show to soap while the world goes down the pan.

 Simply put chav's are the byproduct of the world we live in and it's the people in power who have made them the way they are, mainly stupid and ignorant.

  they wanted to stop free thought and made the chav and no matter how many asbo's they give out it's not going to change.

   revolution for our evolution!

chav gets owned, Painful

it's funny and you can't help but laugh a little at the instant karma.
 A special thanks to the P,man for finding this gem.

university and chavs

Have you ever seen a chav in university?

  NO, wondered why? 

Apart from chav's not being able to speak English or read and write, use a pen or spell their name they just can't handle the thought that girls can do something else than have babies and people can do this mysterious thing called work!

  The chav is a primitive creature, not even as advance as cavemen.

I suppose that the grunting, squealing moans of the chav will one day be looked upon as the language of homo-stupido, which it's self will be studied as a main university degree for archaeology.

 I'm sure that this history of homo-stupido will be short live and put to a blunt end when homo sapiens (every one that's not a chav) gets fed up of homo-stupido trashing the place and filling the world with more ghastly inbreds and shoots them all. 

just think in 100 or a 1000 years time university students will be using this to help write their thesis, wondering why homo sapiens didn't wipe them out sooner.

chavs on benefits

I have the terrible misfortune to be unemployed at the moment and it's horrible.
The looking for work and having to prove everything you do isn't the problem. It's simply knowing that 99% of all the chavs in that place arn't looking for work and are getting more money than me,
  most are on disability but as far as i know being a dick isn't a disability or i would be sorted.

The others are claiming they are junkies which is true but WHY would you give a junkie chav more money and free drugs!!!!

Of course lets not forget the dumb chav's who have kids for a council house and more money.

 if that's what that prat in downing street is allowing then he should be hung up by his balls and beaten slowly to death by the junkie chav's he so loves.

 So the short of it, if you NOT A CHAV the system won't do anything.

Funny chav sign

Is calling a chav a chav racist?

 Alot of people are talking about how calling a chav a chav is racist. so I thought I would see if it is indeed true.
 I am not known for my soft handed views on Chav's and there ways of being total dicks and wastes of space and carbon but with all that aside lets see what you all think.

 The Chav. comes in many colors, black, white, red, grey and green. They have less than average intelligence and there main goal is to breed and smash things.

 So if you wear a Trackie but have average Intelligence and know how to wear a condom you can't be a Chav.

  The Chav has it's own junkie language made up of a nasal young boys voice with no  actual words just sounds with grunting and shrugging.

 Again you can't be a chav if you can speak English (not slang that's boarder line chav)
 
 The statement you have to be poor to be a chav is false look at katy perry, rich chav. ( and dead which just shows what happens to rich chavs)

So the conclusion to all of this is:
 The term Chav is neither Racist or unfair. you can't say calling a cup a cup is racist just because that's what it is.

  SO CHAV"S ARE CHAV"S  plain and simple.

a day in the life of a chav

So as most will know Chav's are inbred, junkie, mama's boys but what do they do in one day?

The Chav wakes up to his ugly, Fat single mother screaming at him for stealing money out of her purse no doubt to pay for Lambrini or buckfast for later on.


Since the chav mum is also more than a little slow she forgets what she was talking about on seeing some fatty snack and stuff's her fat face. The chav goes back to sleep.
  The baby starts crying not long after but is left for an hour or 2 until the chav awakes and starts shouting at it for crying. The screaming continues for a very long time, At this point no one is sure if it's the chav or the baby but eventually the screaming stops.

note to chavs: Babies are not there for you to have then use to get money off the government and a council house. We all know that's what you do.

 So with the baby asleep from crying for hours the chav then lights up a mayfair fag,   the cheaper and rougher the better as far as the chav is concerned. not sure why but that's the way it is, maybe the chav isn't smart enough to learn thats why they don't smoke roll ups or get a job or wash!
  Not caring about the child the chav just smokes about the house/flat/ crack den.
Now it's about lunch time so the chav leaves it's hole and goes to mc Donald's wearing usually some horrid man made material one piece track suit, always with the hood up it's looks cooler the chav thinks.
 once it has filled it's face with the ironed meatless burger it goes scouting for a date usually something underage as they like older men but anything that's dumb enough not to shout rape will do. with there new slut they meet up with other chav's and cause trouble. smashing glass bottles in the road and being cheeky gits to old people seem to be what the chav calls fun.
  Night descends on an unsuspecting area where the chav's are drawn, underpasses   make good chav nests where they can group together to drink the earlier mentioned lambrini and attack people as chav's like to fight when there are 20 of them and 1 of you (of course that's just how tough chav's are)
   After they show the girl beasts from earlier how they are hard men in large groups  attacking single people and smashing bottles in the streets they try and get another one up the duff, mainly because chav's haven't heard of a condom and the things they sleep with are usually to young to know about the pill or just too dumb and they want to try and get a council house and more child benefits to spend on the new shitter trackie they saw in jjb sports but can't steal as they staff caught them the last time.
   with an area destroyed and the chav drunk on the lambrini they sneak back home to try it on with there sleeping, ugly, bucktoothed mom and repeat for the next 6 days.

  This is dedicated to all the mindless, useless, inbred, animal raping, insest mongering chav's out there. get a clue and get a job.
    

official Chav hating song

I know this is on the youtube but it's so great I thought I would add it on here.
 Enjoy

Why are Chav's hated so much

The simple answer is just they are a bunch of nobs.
 I thought I would have a read about the net to see if anyone hit the nail on the head but NOPE, not even close.
   The general reason that tries to explain it simply is that Chavs are born poor and live poor and die poor, now In most cases this could be true but it doesn't explain why every one hates them so much. The classes have nothing to do with the chav.
 simply It's there ability to go some where and fuck it up till the place is a slum.

      A nice quiet street can be ruined with just 2 Chavs as all they do is fight and shag each other or try to rape anything from animals to fences.
 That has nothing to do with being poor that's just the Chav's mind set. why work when they can drink mad dog 20/20 and gets some half animal beast up the duff so they can get a council house or just live with there single moms who are just to sad to do the right thing and kick the little shit out.

 Ignorance is bliss for the dumb ass Chav who has been brought up thinking being dumb and trying to start fights while wearing they latest man made material trackie is all there is to life.
 
  So to all the people who say that people look down at chav's because there poor and it's a class thing is wrong.

 Chav's are hated because they are dicks and ruin every area they populate with inbred ignorance. If Chav's have a problem with anything here just look in the mirror and shut the fuck up
   
   

What The Chav Is Bad For Everyone

This is a view that many people have to put up with. Chav 's destroying our local areas.
The chav is like a cancer of the world, spreading it's vile track suits and destruction every where it goes.

 repairing the damage they cause will not solve the problem, it just hides the fact that they were there until the next time the small minded, uneducated little fucks get kicked out of school again for being too stupid to teach.

why is it in the UK are chav's allowed to walk the streets leaving nothing destruction in there path and when some one tries to do something about it are they the ones to get attacked??
     the wasted carbon that inhabits areas should be walled in and set on fire purging the weak DNA from the collective.
         Its a proven fact that Chav's cannot be classed as humans since humans are able to do things like read and know what Birth Control is.
 We class putting down a sick animal as humane, would everyone agree?

Chav scum are sick animals the byproduct of western culture and governments secret weapon to bread the most stupid, lazy, work shy, destructive little fucks which will become the majority of the population of the world.
   any way that's another topic all together.

 The moral is just beat em!

 Thanks for reading
   

new and improved chav collar

 I found these electric collars for dogs but who wants to hurt dogs, not me anyway but these would be great for controlling those annoying chav's you see wondering about the place making your house worth less money and fouling in the streets like dogs.
  So why not collar them??

 it would sort a lot of problems.

Picture this example:  A granny is coming back from getting her pension and a group of chavs confront her for her money.
 They swarm round her like flies round horse poop, then with out warning the chav's fall to the floor screaming as 250.000 volts are pushed through there bodies.


 Now I know what your going to say" only 250.000 volts "  well it's better than nothing. and it would save the uk millions in wasted police time and cameras since all chavs look the same.

  now we can clean our streets and have a bit of fun as well. every time we see a chav we can just push the button and the chav is gone!!!
MAGIC

The chav in it's natural environment AND IT LOOKS SHIT

After being away from the underworld know as the chav hive, I returned filled with an alien yet some what familiar sense of pure burning rage as yet again more idiotic chav's have decided to live in shit and broken mad dog 20/20 bottles.

 It wouldn't be so bad if they fell and were impaled with shards of glass or a group of concerned citizens dress up in black and went roaming the streets for the nylon wearing wankers.

 WE GET IT! CHAVS ARE GAY AND LIVE IN CRAP

 The world is always going on about how extremism and terrorism is destroying with world we know but they haven't done anything compared to the little brainless , inbred, golems that wonder our streets and taking our money.in the form of JSA and
our houses by letting the teen chav bread.

 we can all sort one of the problems out with a rusty blunt knife ( blunter the better)
   can you guess which one???????

chav mums

while looking for things for well, fun i came across this outstanding site called chavmum.co.uk
it is terrible and funny all at the same time.
this really shows what chavs are like in their own words, which are small and simple and mispelt.


click me if you dare!

chavs and toy guns

while i am enjoying a nice quiet evening at home with some well deserved drinking time i happened to look out the window and watched 3 chavs and 1 slut playing with a bb gun.
now most people would think that they were shooting at a wall or some sort of target,
 the stupid shits were shooting at each other at point blank range.
 tho it is really stupid i had to watch and i enjoyed watching them shooting each other in turns.
    although this must be some sort of display for the slut chav in order to find out which was the most brain dead in order to mate with the std ridden skank.
it still makes you wonder......
 why can't we all just grab a gun and kill a chav.

 the option is always there..........