Saturday 30 June 2012

chav gets owned, Painful



it's funny and you can't help but laugh a little at the instant karma.
 A special thanks to the P,man for finding this gem.

Friday 8 June 2012

university and chavs

Have you ever seen a chav in university?
  NO, wondered why? 
Apart from chav's not being able to speak English or read and write, use a pen or spell their name they just can't handle the thought that girls can do something else than have babies and people can do this mysterious thing called work!

  The chav is a primitive creature, not even as advance as cavemen.
I suppose that the grunting, squealing moans of the chav will one day be looked upon as the language of homo-stupido, which it's self will be studied as a main university degree for archaeology.
 I'm sure that this history of homo-stupido will be short live and put to a blunt end when homo sapiens (every one that's not a chav) gets fed up of homo-stupido trashing the place and filling the world with more ghastly inbreds and shoots them all. 
just think in 100 or a 1000 years time university students will be using this to help write their thesis, wondering why homo sapiens didn't wipe them out sooner.

Thursday 7 June 2012

chavs on benefits

I have the terrible misfortune to be unemployed at the moment and it's horrible.
The looking for work and having to prove everything you do isn't the problem. It's simply knowing that 99% of all the chavs in that place arn't looking for work and are getting more money than me,
  most are on disability but as far as i know being a dick isn't a disability or i would be sorted.

The others are claiming they are junkies which is true but WHY would you give a junkie chav more money and free drugs!!!!

Of course lets not forget the dumb chav's who have kids for a council house and more money.

 if that's what that prat in downing street is allowing then he should be hung up by his balls and beaten slowly to death by the junkie chav's he so loves.

 So the short of it, if you NOT A CHAV the system won't do anything.

Wednesday 6 June 2012

Funny chav sign

Is calling a chav a chav racist?



 Alot of people are talking about how calling a chav a chav is racist. so I thought I would see if it is indeed true.
 I am not known for my soft handed views on Chav's and there ways of being total dicks and wastes of space and carbon but with all that aside lets see what you all think.

 The Chav. comes in many colors, black, white, red, grey and green. They have less than average intelligence and there main goal is to breed and smash things.

 So if you wear a Trackie but have average Intelligence and know how to wear a condom you can't be a Chav.

  The Chav has it's own junkie language made up of a nasal young boys voice with no  actual words just sounds with grunting and shrugging.

 Again you can't be a chav if you can speak English (not slang that's boarder line chav)
 
 The statement you have to be poor to be a chav is false look at katy perry, rich chav. ( and dead which just shows what happens to rich chavs)

So the conclusion to all of this is:
 The term Chav is neither Racist or unfair. you can't say calling a cup a cup is racist just because that's what it is.

  SO CHAV"S ARE CHAV"S  plain and simple.