a day in the life of a chav

So as most will know Chav's are inbred, junkie, mama's boys but what do they do in one day?

The Chav wakes up to his ugly, Fat single mother screaming at him for stealing money out of her purse no doubt to pay for Lambrini or buckfast for later on.


Since the chav mum is also more than a little slow she forgets what she was talking about on seeing some fatty snack and stuff's her fat face. The chav goes back to sleep.
  The baby starts crying not long after but is left for an hour or 2 until the chav awakes and starts shouting at it for crying. The screaming continues for a very long time, At this point no one is sure if it's the chav or the baby but eventually the screaming stops.

note to chavs: Babies are not there for you to have then use to get money off the government and a council house. We all know that's what you do.

 So with the baby asleep from crying for hours the chav then lights up a mayfair fag,   the cheaper and rougher the better as far as the chav is concerned. not sure why but that's the way it is, maybe the chav isn't smart enough to learn thats why they don't smoke roll ups or get a job or wash!
  Not caring about the child the chav just smokes about the house/flat/ crack den.
Now it's about lunch time so the chav leaves it's hole and goes to mc Donald's wearing usually some horrid man made material one piece track suit, always with the hood up it's looks cooler the chav thinks.
 once it has filled it's face with the ironed meatless burger it goes scouting for a date usually something underage as they like older men but anything that's dumb enough not to shout rape will do. with there new slut they meet up with other chav's and cause trouble. smashing glass bottles in the road and being cheeky gits to old people seem to be what the chav calls fun.
  Night descends on an unsuspecting area where the chav's are drawn, underpasses   make good chav nests where they can group together to drink the earlier mentioned lambrini and attack people as chav's like to fight when there are 20 of them and 1 of you (of course that's just how tough chav's are)
   After they show the girl beasts from earlier how they are hard men in large groups  attacking single people and smashing bottles in the streets they try and get another one up the duff, mainly because chav's haven't heard of a condom and the things they sleep with are usually to young to know about the pill or just too dumb and they want to try and get a council house and more child benefits to spend on the new shitter trackie they saw in jjb sports but can't steal as they staff caught them the last time.
   with an area destroyed and the chav drunk on the lambrini they sneak back home to try it on with there sleeping, ugly, bucktoothed mom and repeat for the next 6 days.

  This is dedicated to all the mindless, useless, inbred, animal raping, insest mongering chav's out there. get a clue and get a job.
    

official Chav hating song

I know this is on the youtube but it's so great I thought I would add it on here.
 Enjoy

Why are Chav's hated so much

The simple answer is just they are a bunch of nobs.
 I thought I would have a read about the net to see if anyone hit the nail on the head but NOPE, not even close.
   The general reason that tries to explain it simply is that Chavs are born poor and live poor and die poor, now In most cases this could be true but it doesn't explain why every one hates them so much. The classes have nothing to do with the chav.
 simply It's there ability to go some where and fuck it up till the place is a slum.

      A nice quiet street can be ruined with just 2 Chavs as all they do is fight and shag each other or try to rape anything from animals to fences.
 That has nothing to do with being poor that's just the Chav's mind set. why work when they can drink mad dog 20/20 and gets some half animal beast up the duff so they can get a council house or just live with there single moms who are just to sad to do the right thing and kick the little shit out.

 Ignorance is bliss for the dumb ass Chav who has been brought up thinking being dumb and trying to start fights while wearing they latest man made material trackie is all there is to life.
 
  So to all the people who say that people look down at chav's because there poor and it's a class thing is wrong.

 Chav's are hated because they are dicks and ruin every area they populate with inbred ignorance. If Chav's have a problem with anything here just look in the mirror and shut the fuck up
   
   

What The Chav Is Bad For Everyone

This is a view that many people have to put up with. Chav 's destroying our local areas.
The chav is like a cancer of the world, spreading it's vile track suits and destruction every where it goes.

 repairing the damage they cause will not solve the problem, it just hides the fact that they were there until the next time the small minded, uneducated little fucks get kicked out of school again for being too stupid to teach.

why is it in the UK are chav's allowed to walk the streets leaving nothing destruction in there path and when some one tries to do something about it are they the ones to get attacked??
     the wasted carbon that inhabits areas should be walled in and set on fire purging the weak DNA from the collective.
         Its a proven fact that Chav's cannot be classed as humans since humans are able to do things like read and know what Birth Control is.
 We class putting down a sick animal as humane, would everyone agree?

Chav scum are sick animals the byproduct of western culture and governments secret weapon to bread the most stupid, lazy, work shy, destructive little fucks which will become the majority of the population of the world.
   any way that's another topic all together.

 The moral is just beat em!

 Thanks for reading
   

new and improved chav collar

 I found these electric collars for dogs but who wants to hurt dogs, not me anyway but these would be great for controlling those annoying chav's you see wondering about the place making your house worth less money and fouling in the streets like dogs.
  So why not collar them??

 it would sort a lot of problems.

Picture this example:  A granny is coming back from getting her pension and a group of chavs confront her for her money.
 They swarm round her like flies round horse poop, then with out warning the chav's fall to the floor screaming as 250.000 volts are pushed through there bodies.


 Now I know what your going to say" only 250.000 volts "  well it's better than nothing. and it would save the uk millions in wasted police time and cameras since all chavs look the same.

  now we can clean our streets and have a bit of fun as well. every time we see a chav we can just push the button and the chav is gone!!!
MAGIC

The chav in it's natural environment AND IT LOOKS SHIT

After being away from the underworld know as the chav hive, I returned filled with an alien yet some what familiar sense of pure burning rage as yet again more idiotic chav's have decided to live in shit and broken mad dog 20/20 bottles.

 It wouldn't be so bad if they fell and were impaled with shards of glass or a group of concerned citizens dress up in black and went roaming the streets for the nylon wearing wankers.

 WE GET IT! CHAVS ARE GAY AND LIVE IN CRAP

 The world is always going on about how extremism and terrorism is destroying with world we know but they haven't done anything compared to the little brainless , inbred, golems that wonder our streets and taking our money.in the form of JSA and
our houses by letting the teen chav bread.

 we can all sort one of the problems out with a rusty blunt knife ( blunter the better)
   can you guess which one???????