no one quite understands the chavs love of football.
I suppose it has something to do with watching other people do the work which they are use to.
or maybe it's just a good place to start fights,
what ever the reason you can't help to see them in fucked out there skulls of cheap, crap vodka
or the minger on their arm also fucked blindly on some other cheap arse wine.
i still say round them up and stick them in a wood chipper, at least then they would have some use apart from pissing all over the place.
The classic line I always get is" what team do you support then?"
this is chav speak for i going to start a fight.
i always reply "none i don't like football"
chav answers" what you gay!"
i answer" so because i don't watch 24 men in shorts running around a pitch i'm gay"
this normally confuses the chav as their brains are smaller than there dicks (which by the way are tiny!)
and if any chavs are trying to read this i will say
" these are words, they are used to express points of views or write great pieces of art, not that you would know chav. and a know you dick is smaller than a fly's brain as i was fucking your momma and she told me, plus she was shit so i go my 10p back"
any way the tip of the day!
get a bat or gun or metal pipe and go round hunting these vermin, it's not against the law, there not human.
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Friday, 27 May 2011
the mongol masses
fine, we all know a chav or 2.
why are they so dumb? i mean is it so hard to learn how to speak like a human being?
are they that hell bent on being cave men that they have forgotten
what it's like to be normal. ok we all know that they are lacking brain cells and there idea of fantastic constructed sentences all contain the word fuck or cunt or innit,
why does every one else on the planet get jobs and try to better their life rather than just fucking their sister or mother like the chavs do.
we pay our taxes so the scum chav can be on the dole and pop out more chavs.
why aren't the welfare offices out in mass collecting all the abused chav children
and maybe give that poor unfortunate child a chance to become something rather than just another inbred, dumb chav?
did you know in the UK the government give pregnant women money for being up the duff!
The world has gone crazy?
So the government is feeding the chav epidemic and then wondering why drinking is on the up as well as junky scum.
there should be an IQ test and an age limit for people wanting to have kids instead of have teens wanting to get pregnant to get there council house.
I SAY FUCK THEM!
THEY WANT TO GET PREGNANT FINE, GET A JOB, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES FOR SOME JUNKY CHAV SLUT TO GET A COUNCIL HOUSE AND MY HARD EARN'T MONEY JUST TO BREED MORE CHAVS
why are they so dumb? i mean is it so hard to learn how to speak like a human being?
are they that hell bent on being cave men that they have forgotten
what it's like to be normal. ok we all know that they are lacking brain cells and there idea of fantastic constructed sentences all contain the word fuck or cunt or innit,
why does every one else on the planet get jobs and try to better their life rather than just fucking their sister or mother like the chavs do.
we pay our taxes so the scum chav can be on the dole and pop out more chavs.
why aren't the welfare offices out in mass collecting all the abused chav children
and maybe give that poor unfortunate child a chance to become something rather than just another inbred, dumb chav?
did you know in the UK the government give pregnant women money for being up the duff!
The world has gone crazy?
So the government is feeding the chav epidemic and then wondering why drinking is on the up as well as junky scum.
there should be an IQ test and an age limit for people wanting to have kids instead of have teens wanting to get pregnant to get there council house.
I SAY FUCK THEM!
THEY WANT TO GET PREGNANT FINE, GET A JOB, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES FOR SOME JUNKY CHAV SLUT TO GET A COUNCIL HOUSE AND MY HARD EARN'T MONEY JUST TO BREED MORE CHAVS
Thursday, 26 May 2011
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
sports shops with out any sports equipment
today i thought i would take the plunge and enter the chav den know as jjb sports to see if i could find any weights and stuff like that.
On entering i was bombarded with what is known as the chav!
the shop was full of nothing but tracky bottoms and hoodys, i searched high and low for anything in there was wasn't tainted with the chavvy touch. with no joy on finding any acual sports equipment i then turned my attention to the people in there, chavs doing there clothes shopping!
why isn't it just called chav chav clothes as that the only things they have in there.
i'm sticking to internet shopping as at least i can find what i'm looking for and i don't have to burn my clothing that has that lingering smell of junky chav
On entering i was bombarded with what is known as the chav!
the shop was full of nothing but tracky bottoms and hoodys, i searched high and low for anything in there was wasn't tainted with the chavvy touch. with no joy on finding any acual sports equipment i then turned my attention to the people in there, chavs doing there clothes shopping!
why isn't it just called chav chav clothes as that the only things they have in there.
i'm sticking to internet shopping as at least i can find what i'm looking for and i don't have to burn my clothing that has that lingering smell of junky chav
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
chav ism the new religion
after all this talk this week about the judgement day and rapture, it dawned on me ...
that chavism is the new religion.
simple THE CHAV IS TOO STUPID!
JUST LOOK AT THIS ONE
HE'S SO COOL
that chavism is the new religion.
- there are many who follow the way of the chav blindly
- they recruit the weak of mind
- they use force to to put their views across.
- they are racist against anyone who isn't a chav
simple THE CHAV IS TOO STUPID!
JUST LOOK AT THIS ONE
Monday, 23 May 2011
chav muggers get whats coming
i found this on video, it shows what should happen to every chav on the planet.
they did get it easy tho, their still alive
they did get it easy tho, their still alive
Sunday, 22 May 2011
The chavs, the babies and the just plain stupid!
for some reason unknown to me, chavs seem to just breed like rabbits
(which by the way are also vermin) you can't walk through a town or city without seeing at lease one chav teen with a baby or two.
maybe taking the pill once a day is a little too complicated for them?
saying that my friend (who not a chav) who had a baby not to long ago was in the doctors doing the whole baby check up thing and of course a teen chav was in there talking loudly in one of the rooms and came out with a classic line which i wouldn't have believed unless i was there which was
" i thought coz i didn't want to get pregnant i wouldn't "
OH DEAR GOD!!!! WHAT DO YOU TEACH CHILDREN TODAY.
The UK has gone down the shit pan, every body who can count to over 10 without needing to take there socks off pack you bags and leave, lets go to africa, plenty of space and plenty of sun.
(which by the way are also vermin) you can't walk through a town or city without seeing at lease one chav teen with a baby or two.
maybe taking the pill once a day is a little too complicated for them?
saying that my friend (who not a chav) who had a baby not to long ago was in the doctors doing the whole baby check up thing and of course a teen chav was in there talking loudly in one of the rooms and came out with a classic line which i wouldn't have believed unless i was there which was
" i thought coz i didn't want to get pregnant i wouldn't "
OH DEAR GOD!!!! WHAT DO YOU TEACH CHILDREN TODAY.
The UK has gone down the shit pan, every body who can count to over 10 without needing to take there socks off pack you bags and leave, lets go to africa, plenty of space and plenty of sun.
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