while i am enjoying a nice quiet evening at home with some well deserved drinking time i happened to look out the window and watched 3 chavs and 1 slut playing with a bb gun.
now most people would think that they were shooting at a wall or some sort of target,
the stupid shits were shooting at each other at point blank range.
tho it is really stupid i had to watch and i enjoyed watching them shooting each other in turns.
although this must be some sort of display for the slut chav in order to find out which was the most brain dead in order to mate with the std ridden skank.
it still makes you wonder......
why can't we all just grab a gun and kill a chav.
the option is always there..........
Thursday, 30 June 2011
Thursday, 16 June 2011
wanna be chav
have you ever stopped and sat out side in the city centre and watched the people around you?
there are an ever increasing amount of tracky wearing freaks about these days.
every body hates chavs no matter where you go, so why are there so many? you would think that since no one likes chavs they would be dying out and the shell suits would be left for the bad taste parties that happen occasionally.
so the bigger question is why!
maybe the Mongol masses like to be put in boxes so we all know that they are thick as shit, eat mc donalds aka shit, and dress like shit. all in all
CHAVS ARE SHIT.
there are an ever increasing amount of tracky wearing freaks about these days.
every body hates chavs no matter where you go, so why are there so many? you would think that since no one likes chavs they would be dying out and the shell suits would be left for the bad taste parties that happen occasionally.
so the bigger question is why!
maybe the Mongol masses like to be put in boxes so we all know that they are thick as shit, eat mc donalds aka shit, and dress like shit. all in all
CHAVS ARE SHIT.
Saturday, 28 May 2011
the chav and football
no one quite understands the chavs love of football.
I suppose it has something to do with watching other people do the work which they are use to.
or maybe it's just a good place to start fights,
what ever the reason you can't help to see them in fucked out there skulls of cheap, crap vodka
or the minger on their arm also fucked blindly on some other cheap arse wine.
i still say round them up and stick them in a wood chipper, at least then they would have some use apart from pissing all over the place.
The classic line I always get is" what team do you support then?"
this is chav speak for i going to start a fight.
i always reply "none i don't like football"
chav answers" what you gay!"
i answer" so because i don't watch 24 men in shorts running around a pitch i'm gay"
this normally confuses the chav as their brains are smaller than there dicks (which by the way are tiny!)
and if any chavs are trying to read this i will say
" these are words, they are used to express points of views or write great pieces of art, not that you would know chav. and a know you dick is smaller than a fly's brain as i was fucking your momma and she told me, plus she was shit so i go my 10p back"
any way the tip of the day!
get a bat or gun or metal pipe and go round hunting these vermin, it's not against the law, there not human.
I suppose it has something to do with watching other people do the work which they are use to.
or maybe it's just a good place to start fights,
what ever the reason you can't help to see them in fucked out there skulls of cheap, crap vodka
or the minger on their arm also fucked blindly on some other cheap arse wine.
i still say round them up and stick them in a wood chipper, at least then they would have some use apart from pissing all over the place.
The classic line I always get is" what team do you support then?"
this is chav speak for i going to start a fight.
i always reply "none i don't like football"
chav answers" what you gay!"
i answer" so because i don't watch 24 men in shorts running around a pitch i'm gay"
this normally confuses the chav as their brains are smaller than there dicks (which by the way are tiny!)
and if any chavs are trying to read this i will say
" these are words, they are used to express points of views or write great pieces of art, not that you would know chav. and a know you dick is smaller than a fly's brain as i was fucking your momma and she told me, plus she was shit so i go my 10p back"
any way the tip of the day!
get a bat or gun or metal pipe and go round hunting these vermin, it's not against the law, there not human.
Friday, 27 May 2011
the mongol masses
fine, we all know a chav or 2.
why are they so dumb? i mean is it so hard to learn how to speak like a human being?
are they that hell bent on being cave men that they have forgotten
what it's like to be normal. ok we all know that they are lacking brain cells and there idea of fantastic constructed sentences all contain the word fuck or cunt or innit,
why does every one else on the planet get jobs and try to better their life rather than just fucking their sister or mother like the chavs do.
we pay our taxes so the scum chav can be on the dole and pop out more chavs.
why aren't the welfare offices out in mass collecting all the abused chav children
and maybe give that poor unfortunate child a chance to become something rather than just another inbred, dumb chav?
did you know in the UK the government give pregnant women money for being up the duff!
The world has gone crazy?
So the government is feeding the chav epidemic and then wondering why drinking is on the up as well as junky scum.
there should be an IQ test and an age limit for people wanting to have kids instead of have teens wanting to get pregnant to get there council house.
I SAY FUCK THEM!
THEY WANT TO GET PREGNANT FINE, GET A JOB, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES FOR SOME JUNKY CHAV SLUT TO GET A COUNCIL HOUSE AND MY HARD EARN'T MONEY JUST TO BREED MORE CHAVS
why are they so dumb? i mean is it so hard to learn how to speak like a human being?
are they that hell bent on being cave men that they have forgotten
what it's like to be normal. ok we all know that they are lacking brain cells and there idea of fantastic constructed sentences all contain the word fuck or cunt or innit,
why does every one else on the planet get jobs and try to better their life rather than just fucking their sister or mother like the chavs do.
we pay our taxes so the scum chav can be on the dole and pop out more chavs.
why aren't the welfare offices out in mass collecting all the abused chav children
and maybe give that poor unfortunate child a chance to become something rather than just another inbred, dumb chav?
did you know in the UK the government give pregnant women money for being up the duff!
The world has gone crazy?
So the government is feeding the chav epidemic and then wondering why drinking is on the up as well as junky scum.
there should be an IQ test and an age limit for people wanting to have kids instead of have teens wanting to get pregnant to get there council house.
I SAY FUCK THEM!
THEY WANT TO GET PREGNANT FINE, GET A JOB, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES FOR SOME JUNKY CHAV SLUT TO GET A COUNCIL HOUSE AND MY HARD EARN'T MONEY JUST TO BREED MORE CHAVS
Thursday, 26 May 2011
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
sports shops with out any sports equipment
today i thought i would take the plunge and enter the chav den know as jjb sports to see if i could find any weights and stuff like that.
On entering i was bombarded with what is known as the chav!
the shop was full of nothing but tracky bottoms and hoodys, i searched high and low for anything in there was wasn't tainted with the chavvy touch. with no joy on finding any acual sports equipment i then turned my attention to the people in there, chavs doing there clothes shopping!
why isn't it just called chav chav clothes as that the only things they have in there.
i'm sticking to internet shopping as at least i can find what i'm looking for and i don't have to burn my clothing that has that lingering smell of junky chav
On entering i was bombarded with what is known as the chav!
the shop was full of nothing but tracky bottoms and hoodys, i searched high and low for anything in there was wasn't tainted with the chavvy touch. with no joy on finding any acual sports equipment i then turned my attention to the people in there, chavs doing there clothes shopping!
why isn't it just called chav chav clothes as that the only things they have in there.
i'm sticking to internet shopping as at least i can find what i'm looking for and i don't have to burn my clothing that has that lingering smell of junky chav
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