Saturday 17 May 2014

the worst possible thing happened

As you may be able to tell i am not a fan of " the chav"

 some people say chav hating is the new racism and if you know anything about chav's they come from every back ground.
 rich and poor. up north to down south. the chav is a mentality, a way of life for some people.

 the chav turns something thats nice and just in to a cesspit of shit and squaller
whole towns and cities turned in to the devils arse hole when the chav is in great numbers.

 I am fortunately not a chav, I decided to go out into the world and see things. be in different countries and do different things. maybe even learn something new!

 my family on the other hand ( the side i havent seen in 20 years ) total chav fest.
i am stuck in the middle of a chav den. filled with strange goings on and ritual squealing's that the ever growing chav does.

 i really dont under stand how this could have happened? 5 sisters and 4 of them are chavs the other one fortunately has a brain so am lucky there.

the thing i hate the most is my own family. only fitting i suppose but how. HOW!!!

well on a plus side now i know and now i can avoid them for another 20 years safe in the knowledge they wouldn't understand what i'm talking about anyway.
 as has been proven on many occassions.

here is a classic line that needs to be put out there my sister the 16 year old genius, ha ha!

so Gandhi and Jesus wern't friends?   

she honestly thought they were about at the same time.
 one is from the bible, for all intensive purposes a fairy tale

 the other from a not so distant past and real.

then again this is also the same person who thinks orange fake tan is the dogs bollocks.

and hair extensions that give you bald spots are cool and have to be warn all the time.

fuck my life. just dig a grave and shoot them all. it wouldnt be so bad if they were poor and didnt have access to books, the internet, school but there rich.
  not swimming in pools filled with money rich but rich enough to be able to afford a school that will teach them.

 2 sisters are classed as illiterate. the can't really read or write, both can't do maths ok they can do maths but they can't get the right answers.
 2 can read and write i'm not sure on their maths but i will presume they can.

and me the black sheep of the family able to do many tasks including not trashing any place i go.

god is a fucker as well as what crazy people use to hide the fact they chat to them selves.
 

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