Sunday 20 May 2012

new and improved chav collar

 I found these electric collars for dogs but who wants to hurt dogs, not me anyway but these would be great for controlling those annoying chav's you see wondering about the place making your house worth less money and fouling in the streets like dogs.
  So why not collar them??

 it would sort a lot of problems.

Picture this example:  A granny is coming back from getting her pension and a group of chavs confront her for her money.
 They swarm round her like flies round horse poop, then with out warning the chav's fall to the floor screaming as 250.000 volts are pushed through there bodies.


 Now I know what your going to say" only 250.000 volts "  well it's better than nothing. and it would save the uk millions in wasted police time and cameras since all chavs look the same.

  now we can clean our streets and have a bit of fun as well. every time we see a chav we can just push the button and the chav is gone!!!
MAGIC

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